Here we get to see a proper look at the promotional images of the upcoming Star Wars Adidas set due for Spring. The ones on the front page are the ones I deemed worthy enough to grace my own personal feet, and I may drop a few stacks collecting these. The Darth Vader ones are possibly the most disappointing out of the lot, the most iconic villain in modern history and they come with some weak sauce running shoes, at least give him the shell toes or something.
The $50 Darth Vader Nintendo Wii Sensor Bar Holder is essentially a sculpture that holds your sensor bar in the place of a lightsaber. So while you flail away at Wii Sports Resort, onlookers will enjoy the tacit implication that you are not only besting the game but the entire Dark Side of the force. Well, that, or your friends will realize that your fascination with a 30-year-old movie franchise is depleting your bank account and adversely affecting your overall grasp on reality, especially when playing Wii.
I’m that guy in the last sentence, not only does the Star Wars Shop have this beauty for pre order, but it has the elusive Anakin Skywalker Revenge of The Sith Force FX lightsaber that I’ve been looking for for over a year.
Now do I track down a black Wii or do I attempt to paint mine black?
Your wardrobe could do with a Star Wars makeover, and one day it will reach Star Warsdrobe status, especially with a little help from the Marc Ecko Collection. Above we have the Clone Trooper and Storm Trooper hoodies and the infamous Darth Vader dime piece after the jump, I think you know which one I’ll be going for. Only $98 for you yanks, I’m yet to find a UK stockist of these bad boys.
The evil Arachno is defeated by the mighty Yoda’s lightsaber wielded by an unknown Sith warrior.
Arachno has been defeated. MUAHAHAHAA!!
Filming of this video was done on the iPhone 3GS due to sponsorship issues, I am now solely sponsored by Apple, however with the projected success of the video, I should have maybe gone and got my Nokia N95 out.
Look, I know it’s on autoplay, but it’s the only trailer I could find right now and dammit, everybody needs to see this. I damn near went into shock when I saw homeboy get smashed into the wall with the force.
With Bioware at the wheel, this looks like it’s gonna be the one for the Star Wars franchise.
Ghetts is gonna jizz his pants (II).
You’re damn right I woulda jizzed in my pants had I not already been sitting on the toilet watching it during my mandatory morning shit. This game looks spectacular however it would appear that whoever this new Sith Lord is, they didn’t follow Darth Bane’s Rule of Two so either this was before Darth Bane, or a whole new breed of Sith. Ooooowhhhheeeeee this made me late for work! -ghett0-
If you don’t know what to get me for Christmas, or my birthday which is just over 7 days away, you can get me this.
Nothing starts off your morning better than slipping a piece of bread into an evil looking, black toaster. Each piece of toast that finishes will add one more Darth Vader Helmet to the world. Stare it down and then eat it as a part of your nutritious breakfast. Defeating the Dark Lord before you even leave the house every morning makes the rest of your day seem simple by comparison.
More videos, I love the way The Apprentice holds the lightsaber, I tried it with my Darth Vader one, but the handle is too heavy to be held like that, I hope Master Replica’s release The Apprentice’s one too, that is regarded as a “definite purchase” as Bacon Beans would say.
The demo should be out on the PS Store this week I really can’t wait till I get my hands on this badboy, so many fantasies may finally come true.
Also if you have Soul Calibur IV, or have played it, you’ll notice how several moves from the trailer above also appear in SCIV, The Apprentice is by far a much better character to play with in SCIV than Darth Vader, much to my surprise.
The last scene of the trailer is magnificent.
Keeping on the Star Wars theme, I have been reading some rather mixed reviews about the new Clone Wars, about how its very childish, and that the voice acting is rather wooden, and how it is quite an unnecessary film. I’ll take all these with a a pinch of salt and make my own verdict when I get a chance to see it. If you have seen it hit up the comments and let me know how you liked it.
'Why did I have the bowl, Bart?? Why did I have the bowl???'